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Nov. 10th, 2011 01:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dancing_crowbagger at TraderJoe's: I put all the frozen stuff together, but it's heavy - you're OK with that?
me, with fake russian accent:Nyet problem - am strong, strong like bull!
checkout guy, also with fake russian accent: ah, woman from fatherland
me: mother land
him: mother-in-law land
bagger: blank stare
...
long pause where we all three stop, and then shake ourselves
him: maybe we stick to father land...
me, with fake russian accent:Nyet problem - am strong, strong like bull!
checkout guy, also with fake russian accent: ah, woman from fatherland
me: mother land
him: mother-in-law land
bagger: blank stare
...
long pause where we all three stop, and then shake ourselves
him: maybe we stick to father land...