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[dancing_crow]

You agree we need a better name than swine flu? Howard Tayler over at Schlock Mecernary has suggested this list, so far:

• Hamthrax
• Hogthrax
• Spamthrax
• Tuporkulosis
• Porklio
• Cowpox oh wait that’s real
• Hogmumps
• The Other Yellow Fever
• Pigfluenza
• Mad Sow Disease
• Sowbola
• Sowmonella
• Spammonella
• Bacon AIDS
• Bacon Fever
• Baconator oh wait that’s at Wendy’s
• Whooping Oink
• Oinking Pneumonia
• Buboinking Plague

For you Star Wars fans:

• Gamorreanorhea

And the end-of-the-world scenarios for the epidemic?

• The Aporkalypse
• Hognarok