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dancing_crow) wrote2015-09-18 10:38 am
dancing_crow) wrote2015-09-18 10:38 am
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When the house got "broken into" (we [I] didn't ever lock the doors, so they really just walked right in but still) a couple years ago, I had to talk Al out of digging a moat and installing alligators and floodlights. We agreed if we just, yanno, locked the doors, it would sooth him substantially. I am bad at keys, so he found a door with a keypad I could type a code into and it would unlock. It even had a remote, which I adore. And this all works well enough until the batteries on the door run out. Because I don't have a hosue key in the car (although I will now) because REMOTE!! So I was locked out of my house.
Al grovelled, because he had mentioned changing the batteries but didn't think it was important to do before the weekend. I laughed because honestly? denied entrance to the hosue on account of dead AA batteries is pretty funny. Had he laughed I would have lost it though.
So I just climbed into the window on th back porch, iced coffee and all, and I am going to cut gold fabrics into rectangles. Exciting life, I tell you what.
Al grovelled, because he had mentioned changing the batteries but didn't think it was important to do before the weekend. I laughed because honestly? denied entrance to the hosue on account of dead AA batteries is pretty funny. Had he laughed I would have lost it though.
So I just climbed into the window on th back porch, iced coffee and all, and I am going to cut gold fabrics into rectangles. Exciting life, I tell you what.